I cant help myself - just keep answering these phishing emails! ATM!

Ref: Ref: FGN /SNT/STB

You know who I AM, right? After all, you sent this to me.

Please send details for processing:
* Your SS/Tax ID
* CC number / sec code / pin
* Means Of Identification you have to scan your ass in a photocopy machine and attach to your shirt collar.
Hurry. There is no time left.

Regards,

Senator Money Bags.
Chairman,Committee On Receipt Of Assface ATM Payment.

PS- Meanwhile, this email has been traced to you. Since I am a politician, cash is ALWAYS king, especially if you want to stay out of trouble with my Committee. Please meet me on the Senate floor with the money.
(password: Linda Morgan)

info_service_card@yahoo.com wrote:

Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB

Your Ref:
This is to officially inform you that(ATM Card Number; 4278763100030014) has been accredited in your favor,Your Personal Identification Number is 2900.The ATM Card Value is $1.8Million  USD,Contact Mrs.Linda Morgan (morgan.linda20@yahoo.com.hk) With the information's bellow:

Please provide my Secretary the following details for processing:
* Full Name:
* Delivery Address:
* Sex:
* Age:
* Occupation:
* Phone Number:
* Country:
* Means Of Identification you have to scan and attach your passport or driver's license:

Regards,

Senator David Mark.
Chairman,Committee On ATM Card Payment.

New Twist in the phishing line

Here is one I've never seen before. Kinda takes the cake, don't you think so too? I was just reading about the time when there were a lot of Christians in Iraq. That was about a thousand years ago, and they were not Roman Catholics.

Greetings to you in the name of our lord,
From: Rev.David Todd (Catholic priest)
Greetings to you in the name of our lord,
From: Rev.David Todd (Catholic priest)
3 Whitehall Court SW1A
2EL London U.K
Tel: +447024026752

Dear Beloved,

It is an art of God to come across you on the internet.I have the
intention of helping the poor children out there because i feel for them
when ever i see them on television crying for help.  As a clergy man from
my peace keeping visit to Iraq during the peace keeping mission. I am a
priest and I do not know how to explain about the money to my Parish
because in Ukraine, they will want to take over 25.5 Million Dollars, We
can work together to achieve success if you will agree to claim the money
as donation.

We will build schools; help out poor missionaries and orphanages, we will
teach people to know and to serve God.I promised in the name of God, I
will adequately compensate you with a reasonable amount if you agree to
assist me.

Please keep this proposal secret and respond.
Regards,
Rev.David Todd